Jennifer Hudson: Great Gown, Beautiful Gown. Her Feet? Not So Much.
One thing you can’t take away from Jennifer Hudson is her talent. That woman can sing, belt, holler, yodel, etc., like nobody’s business.
No matter how lackluster her actual recording career is, J-Hud will always be able to book a cruise ship or community theater gig with no sweat.
However, Jennifer’s God-given talent, as mighty as it might be, does not offer her social media immunity from fashion faux pas.
At the 2019 Oscars, Jennifer hit the red carpet in a fairly elegant red number that was full of waves and asymmetrical bits, which was nice.
That is until we approached the scene of the crime which was her distressed feet in those open-toed shoes.
I’m at a complete loss as to why Jennifer (and her stylist for that matter) looked at those gnarled bumps on her toes and thought the reaction they’d get was something along the lines of, “Perfect. Knock ’em dead, baby!”
Putting ASIDE the prominent corns on her feet, the shoes look wildly uncomfortable. Her feet look like they are desperately attempting to escape the prison that the strap has them under.
Why, oh why, did J-Hud not just opt for a nice closed-toe shoe option? It wouldn’t have detracted from her look at all and it would’ve spared the rest of us from looking at those hoovish feet she crammed into those strappy heels.
Twitter, of course, had a field day with Jennifer’s podiatry problems:
Jennifer Hudson know she wrong af for these feet! ????? pic.twitter.com/LXO3GNBVRM
— ? (@AK_PrettyBrown) February 28, 2019
I just saw a photo of Jennifer Hudson feet and all I can think about is this scene from “Boomerang.” ?? https://t.co/B0SSYE45H4
— Antwan V. Staley (@antwanstaley) February 26, 2019
Omg!!! I just saw Jennifer Hudson’s feet!! ??? we gotta have an intervention for sis. Smh
— Bonita Applebaum (@YouAshyTho) February 25, 2019
I can’t get over Jennifer Hudson. She know she should’ve been covering up them daddy feet
— Fat Mama (@FINEASSFATTY) February 25, 2019
Jennifer Hudson’s feet look like she literally be kicking rocks when people tell her to
— Zoe Pesci ?? (@BigAL_E) February 25, 2019
Jennifer Hudson feet coulda won Best Horror movie last night my goodness
— Uncle Moon (@Uncle_Moon215) February 25, 2019
In other news….we not gone talk about how Jennifer Hudson feet ?? were looking like two bags of popCORN ???? #oscars
— Priss The Great (@FutureDNPbeME) February 25, 2019
Jennifer Hudson’s feet had four Infinity Stones on them toes.
— The Cleveland Guy (Hudson’s Dad) (@TH_Da_06er) February 25, 2019
Miss thing @IAMJHUD …look at your damn feet ! pic.twitter.com/jGSn3SvKaL
— ? (@babeassists) February 25, 2019
So Jennifer Hudson just wearing them hammer time feet out huh?
— Really Old Guy (@ASAP_Bucky) February 25, 2019
Please, Jennifer. The next time you want to stomp the yard with open-toed shoes on, consider how much you’ll frighten the children. It’s seriously not worth it.